HOW'D THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION

The title for this rant is quoted from the classic Irish comedy Fr. Ted, when Fr. Dougal is playing with the broken television screen and Fr. Jack coils in horror at Dougal's television...

All in the name of comedy right??!! Well friends, I am sorry to inform you that Jack's nightmare has come true!! Compared to these gobshites now on television, Fr. Dougal looks like a fucking university professor from the land of mathematics and really hard science!!

All I wanted was to watch the Braga versus Celtic Champions League qualifier.... My sky digital had different, EVIL plans for me... NO ROSS!!! NO BBC SCOTLAND WON'T SHOW THE CELTIC GAME!! EVEN THOUGH THEY BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR FUCKING RANGERS!!!!! Not even radio Scotland covered the game.... Which is how I came to finding the most gut wrenching horrorible catastrophe I have ever seen on a television screen....

No it wasn't a replay of the 1966 world cup final, or the 'royal wedding' of Charlie boy and Diana.... IT WAS WORSE!!!!!

Brace yourselves....

PARIS HILTON'S BFF!!!!!!!

It was worse than a kick to the balls!! The girl is a FUCKING CHAV, A SCOBE, A NED..... call it whatever you like it still means the same.... SHE'S A TWAT WHO SHOULDN'T BE APPEARING ON THE CALMVISION OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL LET ALONE TELEVISION!!!

And the worst part was.... THE WANNABE WHORES (WHICH IS ALL I CAN CALL THEM) WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE A LIFE LIKE HERS!!!!!!!

I felt like crying...

I don't know how many girls around the same age (19-22) and the token CAMP GAY GUY!!!

REALLY IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE SEE AS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY??!!

The worst part was.... THE IDIOTIC LANGUAGE!!!!! They actually DID use abbreviations...

Like ttyl

I propose from the state of this rant we say ttyl to this fucking idiot Paris Hilton and arrange a worldwide boycott of her.... Maybe she'll cease to exist like the halloween characters in the Simpsons special...

ONWARDS AND UPWARDS TO THE WORLD WITHOUT PARIS HILTON!!!!!

Ross